Do it for her, dress better

She loves you even when you wear your Ninja Turtles shirt.

Man, that's true love.

She is not going to love you more if you decide to dress better, but you are going to make her happier. You know, the little things one do for love.

If you dress better than whoever her girlfriends is dating, she gets to show you off, and you get extra points -don't ask me how the point thing works, I have no clue- and everybody is happier.

So, come on. Make a little effort, man. It's a small one, because I wrote a dressing guide that dumbs it down to the bare minimum. You won't even have to think. Get a copy of 'You, but Dapper', pick any of the 116 outfits included and just wear it. You will look sharper, she will be happy. You have nothing to lose.